Mutt Lange Screwed Around On Shania Twain With Another Mutt

Shania Twain and her husband Mutt Lange have separated after 14 years of marriage. The reason? Mutt had an affair on Shania with the woman in the picture (the old broad on the right):

"Mutt and Marie-Anne left their spouses for each other and are still in a relationship," says one source, adding that the Swiss employee was a fixture in the household Twain, 42, and Lange, 59, shared with their son, 6-year-old Eja D’Angelo.

"Their two families would vacation and spend holidays together," says the source. "Shania considered Marie-Anne one of her best friends."

It's hard for me to wrap my head around this one, but Blaise Pascal once said, "The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing." Although I prefer what my old buddie Ted use to say, "Some guys are fucking idiots".

Man, Ted was dead on, Blaise though? Not so much.

The way I look at it, why would any guy give up a double fudge brownie delight for a piece of mouldy bread? Especially when that double fudge brownie delight has great tits and a fine ass.

The heart....stupid organ

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