Stupid Idiot Women Have Great Sex

A German study released today says that Paris Hilton has great sex. Actually, it doesn't say that, but it infers it:

BRAINY babes find it harder to have an orgasm – because they are too busy thinking, a study claims.

The German survey found that the more educated a woman was, the less likely it was that she would be satisfied by sex.

In the study 62 per cent of women who had completed their education said they often had problems achieving orgasm.

Only 38 per cent of women with a lower educational qualification said they had such problems.

I suppose the only woman having better sex than Paris Hilton at this point would be Britney Spears (rimshot).

This study could be interpreted in two ways. Either the researchers are dead on, and smart women really do have lousy sex, or maybe smart women are having lousy sex because the guys that are banging them are lousy lays. Hmmmm.

One thing is for certain though: If this study is correct and stupid women have great sex and multiple orgasms, then TLDG must be the biggest drooling half-tard on the planet.

I can't wait to tell her what an idiot she is when comes home tonight. She is going to be sooooo happy.

Ouch, that smarts