The Great Darkness

This is a great day for Global Warming awareness. All across Toronto, the most important city in Canada, even our homeless people are celebrating a defeat of the forces of Global Warming denial!
The Great Winter of 2007 has begun.
For 250,000 people in Toronto, this is the first winter they have experienced in their lives. For another 2,500,000 this will be the worst winter they have experienced in their lives.
And, those of us that know, know that the great long darkness of The Canadian Winter, know that it drives men mad. Then the kids and women go crazy, too.
Mass hysteria. Then they start fires. The police and fire department are attacked, allowing the fires to burn, to spread.
There is madness in the office cubicles. Foamy mouthed co-workers start to show up at work, in the rest room, or the stair way.
Only the power of Christmas could save people from the endless days of darkness. But we celebrate Festival now, but Festival doesn't do the job of Santa Claus and his factory fortress of elves. Those who fail to celebrate Christmas will fall under The Curse of Santa Claus, who is a vengeful and jealous Santa! Before his image was sanitized by the meddling Christians in 555 A.D., Claus was a Viking War God of Plenty, whose cult was associated with the season of gorging on war booty, war atrocities involving prisoners of war, cruelty to animals, sex crimes involving prisoners of war, sex crimes involving animals, and sex crimes involving foodstuffs.
Santa Claus is beloved of warlords and urban brigands. He smokes cigars and shoots people in the face. He brings them weapons, drugs, and whiskey!
After the divide between the Sheep (those who are not to be eaten by Set), and the Goats (those who are to be eaten by Set) which happens at Christmas/Festival, then will A Season of Viking War God of Plenty will reign upon The Earth. Hurrah! This is good news!
Followers of Set, The Snake God, here is your Get Rich Quick tip, straight from the hissing mouth of Set-Abubis, prophetess of Set, the Snake God. Encourage others to celebrate Festival; Discourage others from celebrating Christmas. Push forward others to feed Set! Retain their riches!
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