Run of the Mills

The gloves have come off in the Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce proceedings. What's the saying, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? You better believe it:

Not only does she claim in the divorce papers filed today that her former hubby was a drug-taking alcoholic, she also alleges that he beat her up while she was pregnant, that he stabbed her with a broken wine glass, and that he once tried to choke her.

Added to that, Heather also alleges that Macca tried to stop her from breastfeeding by bellowing: “They are my breasts.”

Am I reading that correctly? Are they saying that Paul said "They are my breasts?" Haha, The Mayor is luvin' it. You have to be pretty stinkin' high to yell at your wife that her breasts are actually your breasts.

If those allegations turn out to be true, then Paul McCartney is one seriously messed up little beatle. I wonder where he stabbed her with the wine glass? My guess is the leg. If it was the leg it's no big deal, it's made of wood. That could have been a kinky fetish thing they had going. "Oh Paul, stab me in the leg, you little beatle".

Paul McCartney is reportedly worth 1.5 billion dollars. If 1.5 billion dollars only gets you a one-legged, vegan, anti-fur, pasty-faced, snaggle-toothed hag, then my bank account which reads $4 is telling me I'm in a load of trouble.

Coo coo ca choo