Ayn Rand, Lisa, and Power

I have nothing but respect for the philosophy of Ayn Rand. Lisa, another candidate for the position of Mayor, is a member of a cult that worships Ayn Rand. Infact, Lisa is some sort of leader of this cult, the Ma Barker of an extended hive of anti-statists.

Unfortunately, Ayn Rand's philosophy is difficult to understand. She uses big words. It is best left to book worms and people who wear glasses. The needs of the ever expanding state and its bureaucracy and judiciary are best left in the hands of those who have a demonstrated track record of achievement, such as myself.

Unsubstantiated allegations linger around Lisa. One member of her circle, that followed her from her rural roots, has gone mad. Dark whispers suggest that this unfortunate angered Lisa in his abandoning the rituals and cult worship of Ayn Rand. He was seized, kidnapped, and forced to drink a hefty dose of LSD during a midnight ritual involving incense, pagan religion, drugs and alcohol. Now he raves, an incoherent babbler. Trapped with demons in his mind, from London he blogs from the desk in his room in the nursing home for mental patients. Such is the price of disagreeing with Lisa about farm subsidies. I will not mention the 'biker chick' sexual allegations, as this is a family friendly blog.

Only one candidate stands for mutual self interest in the value for value exchange that is this election. My administration will further my self interests; your self interests coincide with mine. Therefore, you should support Fenris Badwulf as Mayor of Mitchieville. Let the young men look after their children, and keep the dangerous cult leaders in London. Vote for Me.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care. I care alot.