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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Oh Darn! Do I Have to Sleep in the Shed?

When your wife tells you to go sleep in the shed it now takes on a whole new meaning with these luxury sheds. Some of these sheds cost up to $20,000, and are nicer and bigger than my apartment.

There will be a definite correlation between husbands screwing up and owning a new shed. I can hear it now "Oh honey, I just can't seem to remember to put the toilet seat down anymore, okay I'll go sleep in the shed". "Oh the cat died, I can't seem to remember to feed it anymore, I'll sleep in the shed, if I have to". " I didn't mean to flush your mother's dentures down the toilet, I'll go to the shed and think seriously about what I have done".

Then he will make a show of dragging his ass out there, and after moving aside the platinum shovels and gold plated rakes, I am sure there is still enough room for a beer fridge, a big screen TV and a king size mattress.

Life is tough!

Take 'em to the woodshed

Reported by Secret Agent Nikita

posted by The Mayor at 12:47 PM

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