Sharon Stone: Mother of the Year

I know I have posted too much about Sharon Stone recently, she really doesn't deserve a second of my time, but she's turning out to be such an easy target that I can't help it.

This time, Sharon gives us a really great *Baby momma of the Year* performance:

THERE'S a good reason why Sharon Stone had a first-class seat last Friday flying from New York to Los Angeles while her 9-month-old son, Laird, sat in coach with his nanny. "First class was sold out," a spokeswoman explained. "She tried to get them seats in first class but couldn't, and she didn't want them on a separate plane."

Stone - whose "Basic Instinct 2" was savaged by critics and grossed a paltry $3.2 million its opening weekend - did venture back among the hoi polloi to visit her tot and to tell the nanny to keep him in his seat, for safety's sake, even if he wailed - which he did.

"I'm taking first class, shut that kid the hell up, and where's my Evian and extra fluffy pillow, you stupid bitch". Wow, what a class act.

I suppose Sharon wants to get in a few final rides in first class, seeing as she'll be riding coach very soon. It must be a difficult time in her life, discovering that men won't shell out $12 to get a quick beaver shot from her aged lady lump. That has to be tough on the psyche.

Make way for *the star*