And I'm a gynecologist...

Fenris and I thought that we had the market cornered on this kind of behaviour, but I see that we were wrong:

Philip Winikoff is seen in an undated police photograph. Winikoff, claiming to be a doctor, went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

First of all, who in their right mind would let a guy who's last name sounds suspiciously like *wackmeoff*, examine their breasts? I mean, other than my slut ex wife and her slut sister.

I love the picture though, the only thing that's missing is that his glasses should have those spinny circles like you buy at a gag shop.