Happy Birthday Little Danish Girl

It's the little Danish Girls 14th 17th 12th 3??? Birthday today, and I'm very excited as to what the day will bring.

As you can see, I bought her a very expensive and beautiful gift.

The Little Danish Girl has always wanted a really neato pencil case, I truly hope she enjoys the hell out of this one. I didn't have enough money to buy her any pencils or pens, but the plastic pencil case itself set me back a few hard earned dollars.

Take a really close look at it, it has room for everything. She can store her pencils, her pens, even some erasers in it. Although she very rarely makes any mistakes, seeing as she's with me and all. There's even room for those triangular thingies, that's a real bonus. There is even a compartment for her to store her heroin and shiv. Is that a ruler I see? Hehe, yes, there's even room to store a ruler. Man, this is very exciting.

I know most of you women are probably pretty envious when you see such an amazing gift like this, you're probably use to getting jewellry or some other crap, but you should be happy for my girlfriend, you shouldn't be so jealous.

Happy Birthday Little Danish Girl, just knowing you has made my life better, you're truly an amazing girl. Plus you're sun-dripping hot and you sex me up like no ones business.