Health Food is Killing Men

I've always claimed that *Health food* is a freakin' scam:

A natural chemical found in soy, tofu and legumes can potentially damage sperm and lower men's fertility, Reuters reports of new research from King's College London.

The plant chemical, genistein, mimics the effect of the female hormone estrogen and in turn affects sperm in laboratory mice. Tests in humans have shown an even stronger impact than in the rodents. Research leader Lynn Fraser found in lab tests that small amounts of genistein can cause human sperm to "burn out" and lose fertility, reports Reuters.

If you are a man, and are a vegetarian, you have very little sperm. Take that, fruit and veggie lover!

Soy, tofu, and Legumes(I have no idea what the hell a legume is), are not foods, they're the earths puke. It is what the earth spits up to try to get rid of, and some dumb-ass always thinks it's some sort of miracle from nature. It isn't. It's shit, and it's completely inedible.

Men need meat to survive. It does not take a genius to know that the strongest men in the world are fed on a steady diet of meat, beer, and pussy. And not necessarily in that order.

If you want to grow up big and strong, there is not a legume in the world that is going to get that done for you.

And it's not just men who should avoid eating soy, tofu, and legumes. Women who are trying to conceive a baby should also avoid it since the chemical can affect sperm when it is in the female preparing to fertilize an egg. "Maternal exposure to the compounds is probably more important than paternal exposure,"

It's unanimous, the entire universe rejects these foods.

Tofu will forever be known from now on in Mitchieville as a word associated with scorn, a word of ridicule. Like, "You're more disgusting than a chunk of tofu", or, "Hey, tofu for brains, hand me the sour cream".

Eat meat and live, eat a legume and die