Santa is Well-Hung

I know a naughty boy who's going to get a lump of coal in his stocking this year:

A large blindfolded Santa hanging from a noose from a high tree in a man's yard has angered homeowners in a Florida neighborhood, according to a Local 6 News report.

The Santa doll, which neighborhood children can easily see, was put up by homeowner Ron Stroia at his home located on 555 West 50th Street in Miami Beach, the report said.

The Santa also has his hands and legs bound by some type of wire.

Unless this guy has a *fat man in red suit* fetish, I can't see any reason to lynch the merriest bastard on earth.

Certainly the cops have a plan to remove this travesty, right?

Since the display was put in the tree, neighbors have called police to get it removed, but officers said there is nothing they can do because the homeowner is protected under the First Amendment, Local 6 News reported.

Hmmm, what if the homeowner painted Santa's face black and then hanged him, would he still be protected *as much* under the First Amendment?

Regardless, the guy's a douchebag and someone should sucker-punch his face in.

In the spirit of the season, I am going to kill Santa.