Men should wear burkahs too

The United Nations, in collaboration with the World Mental Health Organization and the Women's Universal Suffrage organization, in collaboration with the Homeless Coalition and the Diversity and Anti-Discrimination co-operative, in collaboration with local White Male support groups overlooked by the environmental friendly are advocating mandatory burkahs for all.

What better way to achieve equality and suppress unfair advantages such as those enjoyed by beautiful people than by covering up their mugs? Ugly people deserve a chance too.

There is the added benefit that Mohammed won't get pissed off because women will not be lusting after the over-exposed male. In the future, everyone is an enigma and eligible for equal opportunity under diversity laws, regardless of their contribution.

In the meantime, some eye-candy for the ladies:


Fasten your seat belts. London Fog knows best.

I, Lisa in a fog, wrote this.