Hippie Wisdom

Like most Hippies, I am a member of the Baby Boomer generation. I look back with pride at the all the great accomplishments my fellow travellers have wrought.

Abortion as Birth Control I strongly believe in a Woman's Right to Choose. This right to choose what she does with her body starts right around the time see becomes capable of becoming pregnant by some Hippie-Canadian. Viable children in the third trimester do not have the right to choose. If all those viable third trimester women were allowed to live, well, it would be inconvenient for us men who got the women pregnant, now would it not?

Black Rights Just look at the numbers and you can see how the downtrodden are protected by social workers, teachers, activists, and midnight basketball facilitators. All in all, legions of helpful caring Hippie-Canadians are helping and caring for the downtrodden. Blacks have not actually made any signifigant gains in the work force or academia or industry, but that is because those lazy taxpayers have not spent even more money hiring Hippie-Canadians to be social workers, teachers, activists, and midnight basketball facilitators. All in all it is a great time to be Black in Canada, with smiling social workers to give you welfare cheques, smiling teachers to recommend social promotion when you fail, activists to shake their fists at the fascist police when you go on trial for crimes you are incapable of committing, and the happy refuge of midnight basketball ... the only way to stop crime. Yup.

Community Standards Everytime I look out my window before I unlock my front door I think how much better our communities are since Hippie Wisdom began to flow. My Guns are Illegal community boasts a lower rate of gun crime than it did during the Youth Gang War last year at this time. Infact, any social problems are caused by Mike Harris, and all social improvements are caused by giving a high paying job to some Hippie-Canadian.

I could go on and on, but I have to go to a Wine and Cheese fundraiser for Public Urination Rights Activists.

I, Fenris Badwulf, brings you this snippet of Hippie Wisdom