Hippie Wisdom

On the surface, there does not seem very much in Radical Islam that would appeal to Feminists, Gays, and Blacks. I talked to my Hippie friends about this over a few pipes of finest Ballinifad bud.

Get past the obvious, do not pay attention to the facts, Fenris, they said. When you start to get involved with facts, well, that leads to error of ability. Instead, just accept the fact that Feminists, Gays, and Blacks want Racial Islam to win, that they want our country to embrace Sharia.

Way cool. Cosmic. So, instead of wasting your spirit energy wondering why these other people are supporting an ideology that is bent on having them slowly tortured and killed, ask yourself the definitive Hippie Wisdom question: What is in it for me?

Radical Islam has a lot to offer Straight White Males.

Property rights. Under Islam, you guys will no longer lose half of your lifetime income to the mother of your children if she decides to divorce you. Heck, under Islam, her best deal is to flee with the clothes on her back. Some jurisdictions require beatings or, get this, you get to chase her out of the house, your house, throwing stones at her head. I know this is a popular idea among any man who has a job.

Pedophile Teachers. Right now, those pedophile teachers just get a few days in the lock up before being given a new identity and sent to prey on someone else’s sons in another town. Under Canada’s Celebrating Child Sodomy laws, the buggery spree only stops when these sex criminals die of old age. Under Islam, you get to choose the size of the tent peg you pound down the fiends ass. And, you get a few rounds of applause at the mosque!

Slavery. Islamic countries still recognize that property rights extend to the person, so humans as property, debt prisons, and indentured servants all exist in their multi-cultural diversity embracing Global Village. This is great! I know anyone who has been a foreman has wanted to take a whip, club, or cudgel to certain of his lazy underlings. Those people who do not fight for their freedom, but whine and cry for the benefits, are certain to end up as slaves under a new progressive Islamic Canadian republic.

Blasphemy. Up to now, straight white males have had to eat shit and look the other way as elements of their culture where mocked and ridiculed. Cultural genocide was ok, provided the Main Stream Media said so, with the approving nods of the Feminists, Gays, and/or Blacks. But, under Islamic Blasphemy laws, well, you really cannot offend the straight white males any more. No more mockery of straight white cultural values like The Protestant Work Ethic. Other values like You Don’t Work, You Don’t Eat, and the landlords credo No Pay - No Stay will demand respect … or you will get beheaded!

What a deal! Where do I sign up! It is easy to support Islamic Reform in Canada. The Feminists, Gays, and Blacks already are behind this progressive movement. On the surface, it does not make sense. But these progressives are very wise, and you should too. There are a lot of advantages in Radical Islam for the average Straight White Male. Just vote with your feet with your eye to your wallet!

Climbing Vimy Ridge this weekend? Perhaps you are an American, pondering going ashore at Tarawa. An unnaturally large number of our military are straight white males. I say to those soldiers: why are you fighting your brothers in Islam? What do you fight for? You are fighting for predatory spouses to take half your life time income in divorce. You are fighting for the freedom of perverts to rape your children. You are fighting for the growth of the Tapeworm-Peoples to waste what you make and earn. You are fighting for the deserters and cowards who will spit on you when you return. They will mock you at your funeral if you die; and they will keep all the good jobs for themselves if you live. Why are you fighting for this? Come on over to Islamic Fundamentalism! The Hippies think it is a good idea. They support Radical Islam. Maybe, you should too. This is Hippie Wisdom!


I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.