Saving Conrad Black (Again)
Conrad Black, whose street name is 'Lord Black', was in Toronto recently, where he was outraged that his refugee status in Canada is in Limbo. Pending final determination of his refugee status, Lord Black is receiving his monthly refugee social assistance money of $1,242.33. When he was leaving the courthouse to get back into his ride, he was outraged to see a parking enforcement cop place a ticket on his trademark Lexus Imperial.
Video tape, made available to our intrepid reporter, show Lord Black acting in keeping with his Jamacian heritage (Lord Black drinks only Blue Mountain coffee with his morning croissant) ... he takes an antique but still servicable German Schmeisser machine pistol from the trunk of his car and empties the full twenty round clip into the parking officers moped. He then tears up the ticket and drives off, over a curb and side swiping a Canada Post box.
Dudley Laws, of the Black Action Defence Committee, screams that Lord Black is innocent of any crime and is the victim of racism against Blacks. The parking officer has refused to come forward and make a complaint, claiming that he saw nothing, even though the video shows him cowering in a spreading puddle of his own urine. Of course, video tape evidence is inadmissible in Toronto because of our race based sentencing laws. Vidkun Quisling, judge on the Court of Queen's bench, has ruled that evidence is biased against the accused, and is champion of the no arrests no crime policy.
Paul Martin could not be reached for comment as he was attending an Islamic Jihad fund raiser and wife beating seminar in London, Ontario.
Lord Black is out of the country for the time being, and will next be in Toronto to attend his English as a Second Language course on Thursday. He will also meet up with his legal team, which, as a prospective refugee claimant, the Government of Canada is paying for. His spokesman, Reginald 'Shotgun' Witherspoon, denies all knowledge of any machinegunning in downtown Toronto.
Word on the street is that Lord Black is in the middle of a turf war against a bunch of rats who sold him out to the 'five-oh' (a euphemism for the authorities) after a failed drug deal.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
Video tape, made available to our intrepid reporter, show Lord Black acting in keeping with his Jamacian heritage (Lord Black drinks only Blue Mountain coffee with his morning croissant) ... he takes an antique but still servicable German Schmeisser machine pistol from the trunk of his car and empties the full twenty round clip into the parking officers moped. He then tears up the ticket and drives off, over a curb and side swiping a Canada Post box.
Dudley Laws, of the Black Action Defence Committee, screams that Lord Black is innocent of any crime and is the victim of racism against Blacks. The parking officer has refused to come forward and make a complaint, claiming that he saw nothing, even though the video shows him cowering in a spreading puddle of his own urine. Of course, video tape evidence is inadmissible in Toronto because of our race based sentencing laws. Vidkun Quisling, judge on the Court of Queen's bench, has ruled that evidence is biased against the accused, and is champion of the no arrests no crime policy.
Paul Martin could not be reached for comment as he was attending an Islamic Jihad fund raiser and wife beating seminar in London, Ontario.
Lord Black is out of the country for the time being, and will next be in Toronto to attend his English as a Second Language course on Thursday. He will also meet up with his legal team, which, as a prospective refugee claimant, the Government of Canada is paying for. His spokesman, Reginald 'Shotgun' Witherspoon, denies all knowledge of any machinegunning in downtown Toronto.
Word on the street is that Lord Black is in the middle of a turf war against a bunch of rats who sold him out to the 'five-oh' (a euphemism for the authorities) after a failed drug deal.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
posted by The Mayor at 5:31 PM
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