Get that man a beer!

What could be better than sitting around, drinking beer, and eating spaghetti?Sitting around, drinking beer, eating spaghetti, and firing automatic weapons at your buddy, that's what:

An Orange County man is in jail, accused of trying to shoot his roommate with an AK-47. Their fight started after an argument over a beer and a plate of spaghetti.

Investigators say David Fung-Cap just wanted a beer.

"A beer. A beer. You know what, he was like, you didn't get me my beer. I was like, what are you talking about?" explained roommate Terah Mills.

Mills wanted some of Fung-Cap's spaghetti, and when neither would help the other, things got ugly. Fung-Cap went for his AK-47 and opened fire.

Why does everybody always try to take Fung-Cap's spaghetti from him? Why can't you leave poor Fung-Cap alone and let him finish his spaghetti? All Fung-Cap wants to do is sit down, have a cold one, and eat a plate of spaghetti. But you bastards are relentless. Poor Fung-Cap.

"I want my grandparents and parents to know that I love them and I would like a shirt and a cigarette and some shoes please," Fung-Cap said while being taken into custody.

That's quite a list, does Fung-Cap think he's being arrested by the Wal-Mart cops? "I want shoes, and a shirt, some smokes, and the brown wheelbarrow in aisle 6, next to the lawn fertilizer".

That Fung-Cap, he sure is one demanding bastard. No wonder everybody is always trying to steal his spaghetti.

It's not a Cap unless it's a *Fung-Cap*