Update to the Jane-Finch 16

It turns out it is sixteen minority youth who were charged in the rape/prostitution ring, not thirteen. This makes it worse and more outrageous. Given that they were framed by the police, this is further proof that the Klu Klux Klan has infiltrated our police and catholic school board. Only hefty reparations will make things right. I think somewhere around five million per innocent youth, and three million for all his relatives and one million for each friend.

Good news is that the sixteen, er, fourteen (as two have been arrested on bail violations since they were released yesterday) are going to be transfered to other schools all over Toronto. This is great. These stalwart examples of minority calibre manhood will be shining role-models for the other children in schools across Toronto. This will put a dent in crime. If you have a child in one of these lucky schools, do let our intrepid reporter know, so that we can cover the story. Do you not wish that you had one of these oppressed youth in your childs school, too? Maybe they should be shared among the schools in Toronto, as role models.

Video footage of some of the arrained innocents showing them in gang clothing has been claimed to be false according to an unconfirmed report from a confidential source. As if our oppressed youth are members of gangs! Makes me laugh. Everybody knows that it is only the heteronormative white people who are criminals. Surely these young men (maybe a few shemales in there too) are really Michael Moore Freedom Fighters.

There is no word yet on how many of the innocents are poly-gendered. I am confident that many of them are not heteronormative, infact, probably none are of that oppressive viewpoint. Hopefully, a few will escape the concentration camp house arrest they are under and make it to Fellatio-Fest in the Rainbow Village and be able to speak out against oppression at Sodomania '05 this weekend.

We should raise taxes to fund repartations for everybody and their children to the third generation.

If we continue to treat our minorities this way, our economy will collapse and all the seals will become extinct when the oceans boil from global warming coming this December. We are all doomed. Send me your money.

I, Fenris Badwulf, am drenched in tears.