Disaster comes for You Next!

This piece of hate mail appeared in my bulk basket of my hatefilter. Should I be concerned? Or is it just computer generated spam, sent by some hypnosis students doing poorly supervised research at summer session graduate school? I are filled with dumbfoundedness. If the Ice Queen reads this, she will become concerned



Are you ready for a category five climactic event in your part of town?

Your Personal Supplies should be three days worth of food and water! Gather them now while you still have time! You need three gallons of water, and three breckfast-lunch-dinner sets. That is for you alone! If you have loved ones, maybe. You will be eating dog and cat in a week, even if to only shut them up.

Your city or town should prepare a regional refuge to protect valuable capital assets, like the hospital or the food terminal. Is there a flood wall between Lake Ontario and the air inlets of the Subway? There is not!

Where are the Strong and Free Ramparts we were promised by King Jean? Toronto is unprepared for this certain calamity!

You must become a political activist for the United Church (Survivalist) movement and prepare our cities and cultures for these expected perils.

Here it comes! A cat 5 asteroid is going to hit the tip of Long Point ... how about we say this Tuesday. Does that fit with your plans for the weekend?

The upsurge of water will be sixty feet along the shores of Lake Erie! Are you ready? What about the surge of water that goes over the falls? Hmmmm? The surge is still fourty five feet at the peak of the rainshed. Good bye electricity from Niagara Falls! I hope you like your potatoes frozen, mister! Its going to be a cold one in Toronto those years!


Hey, what about when we run out of food? Does George Bush really care a Texas cow turd to your life whether the Socialist Ontario Voters have dog kibble and diet cherry coke for food? He would be like Stalin, laughing and partying it up in Moscow while in the Ukraine there was famine? You know what Stalin did! Stalin ordered the trains with the potatoes and coal to the great city of Moscow! Then he took the pigs and the cheese! The trains came with Red Calvary on flat cars and horse trailers! Well Ontario, expect the same help from King George Bush as the Qulaxs got from Big Steel Joe Stalin. You are next if you live in a Federal Liberal Riding in Lakeside Ontario!

Famine! You need a three day supply of food and water to make it through the event and, hopefully, rescue. But George Bush is not sending you socialist Ontario scum in Ontario any help, just like he did the poor oppressed downtrodden maltreated homonormative peoples and tribes and family groups and fire circles of Louisiana - Mississippi - Alabama. Oh the horrors ... and you are next! Ha ha ha!

Yes, you carless peasants of Toronto, you are the ones to die in the icy water of Lake Ontario and strong currents of the submerged city. In the dark, there is no light but for something burning. The Farm Folk have guns and are enslaving the Refugees, like those space age plantations Bush is building with FEMA money.

Have your food prepared and get used to sleeping in a tent this winter!

Or, you could just die, in the snow, maybe in some slushy path best described by Pierre Burton, but this is where you are going to stop breathing. People will step over you, maybe steal your boots from your feet ... if you have any.

February, Valentines Day actually, will be the day you turn cannibal to have something to eat. This February.

I can only laugh at the certain death of your disgusting sorry Socialist arses!

Lothar Bisquick



I found this very disturbing and had to take one of Fenris' Karaoke Iroquois smoking herb pipe contraptions. I zoned out fast, and now, with a higher plane of consciousness I can state confidently that this is not what it appears to be.

Yes, Pilgrim, let me guide you on the Path to Light the runs through Letchard's Bedchamber to Sargon's Opium Brothel to Fenris' secret underground factory city.

Stand by for Action!