Jimmy Hoffa - found!

Jimmy Hoffa has been seen repeatedly over the last few days here in downtown Toronto.

He was first seen on Wednesday, June 8 at the Eaton’s center, having a beer and wings with three gentlemen widely known to be CIA operatives.

Thursday, June 9, Jimmy Hoffa was seen leaving the US consulate, on University Avenue. Our source reports that Jimmy looks a lot younger, and appears to have lost weight and gained muscle mass. Our source approached the embassy guard, who just shrugged, but confirmed that it was, indeed Jimmy Hoffa, the long lost Union Boss of the Teamsters. Intrigued, our Source began to dig.

Friday, June 10, our source tracked Jimmy Hoffa to his hotel, and stopped Mister Hoffa in the lobby to ask him a few questions.

Apparently, Jimmy Hoffa was sent as a delegate to a convention of Interstellar Unionized Workers. The real reason for his absence was hushed up by rivals, who have been spreading the rumor of his ‘rub out’ to discredit his work to get fair pay and safe working conditions for the working man. Jimmy is back on Earth for a few weeks to negotiate some pension details with the Canadian Banks.

Jimmy Hoffa thinks George Bush is a bum, but is disappointed in the lack of a strong pro-labor voice in the Democratic party. Asked if he would consider running for president in 2008, Jimmy just told me to ‘get out of here’.

Jimmy Hoffa will be staying in Toronto until June 18, 2005, when he leaves for Rigel.