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Monday, March 21, 2005

Green Eggs and Ham Gets Jiggy Wit' It

That Delroy I is
That Delroy I is
I do not like that Delroy I is.


Did you get getsda cig foo'?

I did not get dem, Delroy I is
I did not get getsda cig foo'?


Did you take dem here or there?

You trippin' bitch? I done take dem nowhere.

Would you got dem in yo crib??
Would you take dem like a mouse?

Why you trippin' foo??
Aint no rat get yo getsda.
And I aint bin back to my crib since the pigs closed me down. Word.


Did you put them in a box?
Did you eat them like a fox?

You crazy foo, they aint in no box
And I don't eat like a fox(bitch).


You may like them. You will see.
You may put them in a tree.

Why the fuck would I put getsda in a muthafucka tree?
You aint know shiznit yo, so it be.
Getsda aint in my crib wit a rat,
You aint all dat.
Getsda aint in no box wit some fine looking fox
It aint in my car
aw yeah, dis brotha be all dat, word are.

And if you go trippin' 'bout getsda any more
I'll get the hand cannon and bleed you on the floor.

posted by The Mayor at 6:23 AM

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